I'm still sick. In fact, my health is throwing one of those parties. You know the kind, one person [you don't remember inviting] shows up and says,
"Hey thanks for having me! Great place you got here!" -He ends up staying awkwardly late.
Then, a few minutes later a friend of that friend shows up,
'Oh I'm a friend of his [points to 'friend' you forgot inviting] hope it's okay that I stopped by?!'-he, too, lingers.
Believe it or not, 10 more painful minutes later, a friend of that friend who was a friend of the guy you are now quite sure you never invited, shows up.
Sore throat says I invited him....Sore throat invited Cough. Cough invited Headache. Headache invited Runny Nose. (Runny nose didn't make it into the humanized party illustration, but believe me, he attended the party and is still viciously mingling)
My spirits were low. Then my bike broke.
But, in an effort to see the light at the end of the tunnel..I present to you: My favorite tunnel. If you can't tell, there is a graffiti-llama on the left wall.
And now, a jerk showing off his awesome, functioning bicycle.
Party update: Runny Nose thought it would be delightful if Sneezing would accompany him. It's a full house now, kids.
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